12.13.08

day = "Saturday";

self.relax("Far Cry 2");
self.goLibrary = function(){
self.drive();
self.checkout("O Brother Where Art Thou");
self.checkout("Ronin");
self.checkout("Other shit I'd already seen before");
}
self.goWork = function() {
self.drive();
while(time < 10>){
self.doWork(multimedia, video editing);
self.procrastinate();
time.increaseHour();
self.skipDinner();
self.drink(tea);
self.onBladderFull = function(){
this.gotoAndPlay("pee");
}
}
self.gotoParty = function(Stephen's Ugly Christmas Sweater Party) {
self.wear("Gay Turtleneck")
self.drive();
self.pickUp("Ben");
ben.knowsEverybody = true;
self.meetPeople("David Marquez, Sarah");
while (time < 2, ben = notTired){
self.chatUpGirls = helpless;
ben.chatUpEverybody = true;
}
}
self.dropOff("Ben");
self.goHome();
self.read("The Dark Ascent");
self.passOut();